Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!
good to know
Come cross the dong with us!
- mbf ALL of the (super cute) admins: me alexis nate moni drew
- fill out this hand-crafted form
- reblog this post (simple enough)
- likes dont count but you can bookmark (for you procrastinators)
- be nice
- cool new friends
- reblogs/likes on original posts and selfies
- new followers
If you get in
- follow everyone in the network
- track the network tag dongnet
- be willing to reblog the posts in the network tag
There will be about 20 people accepted (approximatly, because im not uptight).
We will choose the members in about 3 weeks (Around September 17th)
You will receive a message from one of us saying that you have been accepted into our family.
Applications are open until this Saturday!!! (september 20)
Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.