sassyabrahamlincoln:

im not obsessed with money im obsessed with stuff that costs money

sharnrock:

So it’s October now

ITS HALLOWEEN 1ST

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

  • Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
  • Senior: I don't know.
  • Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
  • Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

differed:

I think it’s time for someone to take one for the team and date me

themomerath:

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

wigglesfangirl:

Kindergarteners doodle better than me

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me